REAL LIFE vs FAKE INTERNET LIFE

Hey!  Your host, here.  Quit my job at a web startup, which involved a lot of dicking around on Tumblr.  Now I’m working at a real job involving real money!  Bad news: I let this blog fall behind a little. 


Excuses. excuses!  Anyway, I just started the arduous process of scouring Flickr for more sexy, attractive people posing in completely reasonable poses in natural lighting.  So, I assure you, I will be back!  Patience, friends!  Patience.

@2 years ago with 3 notes
#excuses #excuses #excuses 
She’s positively glowing!  (With radioactive waste)

She’s positively glowing!  (With radioactive waste)

@2 years ago with 2 notes
#hot #hawt #sexy #sexual #attractive #lavalife #sex #vagina #VAGINEA 
Let me pinch those cheeks gurllll -gramawmaw

Let me pinch those cheeks gurllll

-gramawmaw

@2 years ago with 2 notes
#cheeks 
Cheetos are not teeth!  Get those out of there! (Worst before and after everrrr)

Cheetos are not teeth!  Get those out of there!

(Worst before and after everrrr)

@3 years ago
#cheeto-teeth #uch #yikes #sorry 
You have 1 new LavaLife flirt!

You have 1 new LavaLife flirt!

@3 years ago with 1 note
#lavalife #online dating #sexy #attractive #amorous #hot stuff 
On photo day, she wore her special hat made of severed barbie hair and all the girls were like, soooo jealous.

On photo day, she wore her special hat made of severed barbie hair and all the girls were like, soooo jealous.

@2 years ago with 3 notes
#barbie #glamour 
She was the woman behind the man who was behind the Double Down Sandwich; she liked em hot, fast, and greasy.

She was the woman behind the man who was behind the Double Down Sandwich; she liked em hot, fast, and greasy.

@2 years ago with 3 notes
#hot #fast #greasy #bilge #brung #jermaine 
Kid, some advice: Stay in that womb.  You’re gonna have a helluva childhood once you get out.

Kid, some advice: Stay in that womb.  You’re gonna have a helluva childhood once you get out.

@3 years ago with 3 notes
#preggers #glam #sexy #hot #hawt. 
Do hookers break your monthly bank?  Can’t afford costly Russian mail-order brides?  Order your new WelshBride* today, and start down your road to complacency! *WelshBride does not come with teeth.  Teeth sold separately.

Do hookers break your monthly bank?  Can’t afford costly Russian mail-order brides?  Order your new WelshBride* today, and start down your road to complacency!

*WelshBride does not come with teeth.  Teeth sold separately.

@3 years ago with 2 notes
#mail-order bride #sexy #hot #attractive #luscious #Wilmer Vaneramabama 
The most fabulous looking baked potato in the world

The most fabulous looking baked potato in the world

@3 years ago with 8 notes
#baked potato #sexy #amorous