"What should I fry for breakfast today?"

"What should I fry for breakfast today?"

@3 years ago with 2 notes
#fried food #sexy #hot #attractive 
BUSINESS ACUMEN

BUSINESS ACUMEN

@3 years ago with 6 notes
#businessman 
This is a gift that will be returned to the store.  WHAT?  Store credit only?!  What the fuck am I supposed to get at Crazy Broads Warehouse?!

This is a gift that will be returned to the store.  WHAT?  Store credit only?!  What the fuck am I supposed to get at Crazy Broads Warehouse?!

@3 years ago with 1 note
#crazy broads #pink #bow #attractive #female #female orgasm #tayne 
That’s the closest she’ll ever come to getting a pearl necklace.

That’s the closest she’ll ever come to getting a pearl necklace.

@3 years ago with 5 notes
#pearl necklace #porno #euphemism 
Total eclipse of the fart.

Total eclipse of the fart.

@3 years ago with 2 notes
#hot #sexy #beautiful #attractive #women #woman #feminism #womyn's studies 
Stare into her soulless black eyes and ye will haveth thine soul torn asunder!

Stare into her soulless black eyes and ye will haveth thine soul torn asunder!

@3 years ago with 3 notes
#demons #exorcist #posession 
Little Debbie got her head caught in a cotton candy machine.  This gruesome image shows the spun sugar strangling her to death.  Look away, children and those with weak hearts.  Avert your eyes.

Little Debbie got her head caught in a cotton candy machine.  This gruesome image shows the spun sugar strangling her to death.  Look away, children and those with weak hearts.  Avert your eyes.

@3 years ago with 3 notes
#little debbie #cotton candy #love #awesome #fun #radical #doodah 
I know I keep coming back to this set, but seriously, what the FUCK, America?

I know I keep coming back to this set, but seriously, what the FUCK, America?

@3 years ago with 4 notes
#wtf? #wtf america #real america #real americans #flyover country 
What a MILF (Man in lapwing feathers)

What a MILF (Man in lapwing feathers)

@3 years ago with 6 notes
#MILF #sexy #hot #hawt #attractive #vagina dysfunction #mystery #wonderment 
Beneath the deceptive sheath of her lab coat, Dr. Poof Beakington hid the costume of her super alter-ego, The Sequined Avenger.

Beneath the deceptive sheath of her lab coat, Dr. Poof Beakington hid the costume of her super alter-ego, The Sequined Avenger.

@3 years ago with 1 note
#superhero #sexy #hot #attractive women #glamour shot #love