“What should I fry for breakfast today?”

BUSINESS ACUMEN

This is a gift that will be returned to the store.  WHAT?  Store credit only?!  What the fuck am I supposed to get at Crazy Broads Warehouse?!

That’s the closest she’ll ever come to getting a pearl necklace.

Total eclipse of the fart.

Stare into her soulless black eyes and ye will haveth thine soul torn asunder!

Little Debbie got her head caught in a cotton candy machine.  This gruesome image shows the spun sugar strangling her to death.  Look away, children and those with weak hearts.  Avert your eyes.

I know I keep coming back to this set, but seriously, what the FUCK, America?

What a MILF (Man in lapwing feathers)

Beneath the deceptive sheath of her lab coat, Dr. Poof Beakington hid the costume of her super alter-ego, The Sequined Avenger.