Erection Rager!

Seriously man, what a boner.  I just want to bunnyhump her all night long, but then I’ll go off talking about how all I really want to do is eat tacos and hug because that is how goddamn sensitive I am.  Seriously, this is a Chuck Berry boner because its so Johnny B Goode. 

Now, let’s have a moment for shameless self-promotion / whining to throw my readers off.  Seriously guys, I’m giving up blogging.  My book deal fell through :(.  It’s like, I have up to five HUNDRED readers probably, I’ve been featured in VICE magazine (as a DON’T in their “Do’s and Don’ts” section), and I’m living in LA trying to be a SCREENWRITER.  I can’t believe Cafe Press rejected me!

Did I mention I’m a DJ?