ALT EXCESS IZ IT MRE AUTHENTIC 2 B GAY, A MINORITI, OR DEAD? GUYZ, SRSLY, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR ALL OF TWELVE SECONDS AND I WILL WRITE A TEN-THSND WORD BLG ABOUT IT IRONICALLY, BUT DOUBLE IRONICALLY SO IT COMES OFF AS SMRT TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO I AM SCRTLY SUBVERSING.  IZ IT MORE AUTHENTIC TO BE A GAY BRO, A MINORITY BRO, OR A DED BRO?  MY ALT-STYLE LIFE DEMANZ ME TO CONSIDER THIS DECISION.  THE BENEFIT 2 BEING A GAY BRO IZ THAT IT IS ALT BCUZ U CANT GET MARRIED AND LUV WHO U LUV JUST CUZ THEY GET THE SAME DICK AZ U.  BUT IT IS REALLY AUTHENTIC 2 BE A MINORITY CUZ U HAVE HAD LIKE 8000 YRZ OR SLAVERY OR SOME SHIT.  REALLY THO, BEIN A DED BRO IS THA MOST AUTH-ALT OV ALL CUZ ALL MY HEROS ARE DEAD.  BRIAN JONES IS A DED BRO.  KEITHE MOONE IS A DED BRO.  HENDRICKS IS A DED BRO.  JANIS JOPLIN IS A DEAD BRO.  THE DUDE FROM !!! IS A DED BRO.  IM MAKING MY ALT LIFESTYLE CHOICE THIS AFTERNOON.  U SHULD RESPOND AND LET ME KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MORE ALT.  MY SNEAKERS ARE AS ALT AS THEY CAN B, NOW WHAT LIFESTILE (0R DETHSTYLE) SHULD I B LEEDING? FAREALZ THO, THIS BLOG POST IZ LIKE, DOUBLE-IRONIC, TRIPLE SELF-PARODY TO THA POINT WHEN THE IRONY EXPANDS TO THE SIZE OF A NEUTRON STAR AND COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF.  I AM MAKING FUN OF HIPSTER BROS, BUT THE VERY ACT OF DOING SUCH A THING MAKES ME A HIPSTER BRO.  BUT AT THE SAME TIME I AM SELF AWARE, BUT BEING SELF AWARE IS A MAIN TRAIT OF HIPSTER BROISM.  THEN, A LOT OF MY POINTS ARE ALSO SERIOUS ANALYSIS OF THE WORLD, BUT THIS ALSO MAKES ME A HIPSTER BRO, MAKING FUN OF HIPSTER BROS, WITH HIPSTER BRO IN MY HEART.  SRSLY, THIS STUFF CONFUSES EVEN ME TO THE POINT WHERE I DONT GIVE A SHIT AND JUST BROTYPE OFF MY ALTASS. -HARLEZ

ALT EXCESS

IZ IT MRE AUTHENTIC 2 B GAY, A MINORITI, OR DEAD?

GUYZ, SRSLY, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR ALL OF TWELVE SECONDS AND I WILL WRITE A TEN-THSND WORD BLG ABOUT IT IRONICALLY, BUT DOUBLE IRONICALLY SO IT COMES OFF AS SMRT TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO I AM SCRTLY SUBVERSING.  IZ IT MORE AUTHENTIC TO BE A GAY BRO, A MINORITY BRO, OR A DED BRO?  MY ALT-STYLE LIFE DEMANZ ME TO CONSIDER THIS DECISION.  THE BENEFIT 2 BEING A GAY BRO IZ THAT IT IS ALT BCUZ U CANT GET MARRIED AND LUV WHO U LUV JUST CUZ THEY GET THE SAME DICK AZ U.  BUT IT IS REALLY AUTHENTIC 2 BE A MINORITY CUZ U HAVE HAD LIKE 8000 YRZ OR SLAVERY OR SOME SHIT. 

REALLY THO, BEIN A DED BRO IS THA MOST AUTH-ALT OV ALL CUZ ALL MY HEROS ARE DEAD.  BRIAN JONES IS A DED BRO.  KEITHE MOONE IS A DED BRO.  HENDRICKS IS A DED BRO.  JANIS JOPLIN IS A DEAD BRO.  THE DUDE FROM !!! IS A DED BRO. 

IM MAKING MY ALT LIFESTYLE CHOICE THIS AFTERNOON.  U SHULD RESPOND AND LET ME KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MORE ALT.  MY SNEAKERS ARE AS ALT AS THEY CAN B, NOW WHAT LIFESTILE (0R DETHSTYLE) SHULD I B LEEDING?

FAREALZ THO, THIS BLOG POST IZ LIKE, DOUBLE-IRONIC, TRIPLE SELF-PARODY TO THA POINT WHEN THE IRONY EXPANDS TO THE SIZE OF A NEUTRON STAR AND COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF.  I AM MAKING FUN OF HIPSTER BROS, BUT THE VERY ACT OF DOING SUCH A THING MAKES ME A HIPSTER BRO.  BUT AT THE SAME TIME I AM SELF AWARE, BUT BEING SELF AWARE IS A MAIN TRAIT OF HIPSTER BROISM.  THEN, A LOT OF MY POINTS ARE ALSO SERIOUS ANALYSIS OF THE WORLD, BUT THIS ALSO MAKES ME A HIPSTER BRO, MAKING FUN OF HIPSTER BROS, WITH HIPSTER BRO IN MY HEART.  SRSLY, THIS STUFF CONFUSES EVEN ME TO THE POINT WHERE I DONT GIVE A SHIT AND JUST BROTYPE OFF MY ALTASS.

-HARLEZ

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