She’s positively glowing! (With radioactive waste)
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She’s positively glowing! (With radioactive waste)
You have 1 new LavaLife flirt!
This is a gift that will be returned to the store. WHAT? Store credit only?! What the fuck am I supposed to get at Crazy Broads Warehouse?!
Total eclipse of the fart.
You know, beautify specialists suggest you only wash your hair once a year. This woman knows!
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*WelshBride does not come with teeth. Teeth sold separately.
“What should I fry for breakfast today?”
What a MILF (Man in lapwing feathers)
Chris DeBurgh was definitely NOT singing about you. Uch.
Just for you, @dykehaircuts <3