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She’s positively glowing! (With radioactive waste)
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What a MILF (Man in lapwing feathers)
Beneath the deceptive sheath of her lab coat, Dr. Poof Beakington hid the costume of her super alter-ego, The Sequined Avenger.
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“What should I fry for breakfast today?”
Total eclipse of the fart.
You know, beautify specialists suggest you only wash your hair once a year. This woman knows!